Mantiq al-Tayr: Mahmoud Abbas Caves In: Recognizes the US as a JEWISH State!

In a major breakthrough engineered by the great man of change and hope, and who has blocked access to all documents that tell us anything about him, Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPAA), Barrack Hussein Obama, the Israeli Vice President for Palestinian Affairs, Mahmoud Abbas, has made a major compromise. In a press conference in Herzeliyya, Abbas has offered Netanyahu a huge concession. Both the House and Senate in the US are ready to vote on it as soon as Netanyahu gives the go ahead, the bill having been drafted by AIPAC, as usual. Peace is just busting out all over. You know, Abbas may be on to something. All you investigative journalists who read this blog, and you FBI guys too, want to pay attention to whatever is going on in the East Ramapo Central School District. It's quite a tangled web, but it looks as though a bunch of Orthodox Jews, in other words, fundamentalist extremists like the ones who are staling land from Palestinians left, right and center, are pulling a West Bank on a bunch of poor blacks and Latinos. Now I know that everyone is all worried about Shari'ah law, and that we are all mourning for the boring, dull and apparently quite smart Juan Williams, who got fired from a boring, dull and apparently quite smart Juan Williams, who got fired from a boring, dull and quite smart network, so he can work full time for people who do things for which people like Julius Streicher were hanged at Nuremberg. I know you are just weeping for Juan and all that shit.