Mark Hill: Six BS Myths You Probably Believe About America's Enemies.

Spend five minutes listening to politicians and pundits talk about countries like Iran and North Korea, and you walk away thinking the world is a scary place, but politicians have agendas, and pundits want viewers. They aren't always the most reliable sources, but they're usually the loudest, which is why you probably believe that: Iran Could Start a Crazy War at Any Minute! What You've Heard: It's easy to see why people are afraid of Iran. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has threatened to wipe Israel off the map, and claimed the United States was behind 9/11. Well, it was! When I served as the Intelligence Operations Officer for the 4th US Armored Division in Goeppingen, Germany, I had the misfortune to hear that our "Israeli friends" were in the process of machine gunning and finally sinking our USS Liberty. At the time, under Colonel Antero Akkula, ordered me to bring the sad news to General Sherrer, our division's commander. While I stood in the general's doorway, I heard our General say: "With friends like the Israeli's, we have no need of enemies!"Of course, it's easy to see why people are afraid of Iran, but our "friends" in Israel are many times worse, depending on our country's good nature to once again help them out, despite their disgusting way of screwing our great country one more time! It's easy to see why people are afraid of Iran, but so far, they have carefully avoided sinking any of our ships, but, as I found out as our "friends" in Israel are not as careful! Let's take our relationship with Israel to the next level. Like "Cracked" we're bad lovers but we're funny. Ahmadinejad isn't in charge. Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is!