Disgusted by their "president's" erratic behavior in recent months, Democrats have decided to re-hire the man who 'played' the president during his 2oo8 campaign. After a democratic 'brainstorming' conference to recover what might have remained of Obama's reputation, the desperate president's staff remembered the man who played Obama during his campaign. You see, Democratic politicians have been shying away from appearing with President Obama at rallies in recent weeks. When they put out the word that the Democrats were again reaching out to the guy who used to play Obama, the reaction was phenomenal - People still loved that guy. According to preliminary plans, the guy who played Obama in 2008 would be used to fire up huge crowds in key races, while the actual President Obama would remain behind in Washington giving boring speeches about electronic medical records. Fox News offered scant coverage of the Democrats' plans, except to report that neither President Obama, nor the man who played him in 2008 was born in the United States.